Hey Grandma (David Guetta "Hey Mama" Parody)

by Chedda Cheese

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Verse 1

Yes, I love the wrinkles, yes, she needs a cane,
She plays a lot of bingo, Yahtzee and charades.
It’s more than just a fling though, we’ve got a connection,
Drinks a lot of tea and goes to bed by 7.


Pre-Chorus
Got the prune juice, got the couscous,
It’s a fool-proof method of attraction.
Works at Walmart, shops at Hallmark,
Brought the lawn-darts, ready for some action.


Chorus

Hey pretty girl, get out of my way.
I want the one that’s older and grey.
I’m at the seniors home where you stay like…
Hey Grandma, Hey Grandma.
Do you want to play some croquet,
We can watch wheel of fortune all day,
Maybe today we’ll learn to crochet like…
Hey Grandma, Hey Grandma.

Verse 2


Yes she’s good at cooking, yes she good at cleaning,
Yes she likes to take the dentures out when we’re eating.
Swag that’ll go for miles, that style that I find appealing,
Got treats and a bunch of snacks, you know that I won’t be leaving.

Pre-Chorus
Got the prune juice, got the couscous,
It’s a fool-proof method of attraction.
Works at Walmart, shops at Hallmark,
Brought the lawn-darts, ready for some action.


Chorus

Hey pretty girl, get out of my way.
I want the one that’s older and grey.
I’m at the seniors home where you stay like…
Hey Grandma, Hey Grandma.
Do you want to play some croquet,
We can watch wheel of fortune all day,
Maybe today we’ll learn to crochet like…
Hey Grandma, Hey Grandma.

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released May 28, 2015

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Chedda Cheese Calgary, Alberta

Chedda Cheese is a young, upcoming rapper/singer/songwriter from Calgary, Alberta, Canada. He is known in particular for his humorous style and cheesy songs, but also displays a large range of styles mainly within the hip-hop & pop music genres.

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