The White Guy Shuffle

by Chedda Cheese

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Put that cardigan on and get ready,
You want dance moves, I’ve got plenty.
You want hip-hop, I would crip walk,
But these flip flops won’t let me.
Yearn for something to move my feet to,
You want to learn a thing or two, let me teach you.
This is not a preview, ‘bout to make your YouTube crash,
So just slow it down,
Move too fast you’ll throw your back out,
Throw your back out, throw your back out, throw your back out,
Go hard enough you might pass out,
My dance skills are maxed out.

[Hook] Get on up, can’t you feel the groove?
Do that thing, let your body move.
No rhythm no problem, that’s what I taught ‘em.
Pop those tags, if you’ve got no swag,
Do the White Guy Shuffle.
Do the White Guy Shuffle.
Do the White Guy Shuffle.
Stomp those hands and clap your feet. [Hook]

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it,
Shake and bake it, making bacon!
Walk that walk ‘til my hip goes pop.
Bounce, don’t stop.
Mayo in the cupboard,
Chilling in the suburbs.
No incriminating plots and scandals, cops and vandals,
Just a bunch of socks and sandals.
White folks just love bumpin my hits,
The YMCA got nothing on this.
Put that Snuggie on, shake it fast paced,
And hop around in it like a potato sack race.
Snap your fingers, work your body, drink a couple cups of coffee,
Rub your nipples, get up and party like it’s your birthday.
Try to keep up with it, then remember that you’re rhythm-less,
And never really knew what you were doing in the first place!

[Hook] Get on up, can’t you feel the groove?
Do that thing, let your body move.
No rhythm no problem, that’s what I taught ‘em.
Pop those tags, if you’ve got no swag,
Do the White Guy Shuffle.
Do the White Guy Shuffle.
Do the White Guy Shuffle.
Stomp those hands and clap your feet. [Hook]

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released January 8, 2014

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Chedda Cheese Calgary, Alberta

Chedda Cheese is a young, upcoming rapper/singer/songwriter from Calgary, Alberta, Canada. He is known in particular for his humorous style and cheesy songs, but also displays a large range of styles mainly within the hip-hop & pop music genres.

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